I walked into the gym early Saturday morning thinking it wouldn’t be many people working out on an early Saturday morning, but I was wrong. It was a full house of toned up people or at least at that moment everybody looked to be in tip top shape to me. A black guy built like Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard approached me and said, “May I help you?” I said, “Yeah, I need to work out.” He said, “I can help you with that. Is this is your first time here?” I said, “Yeah and it’s my first time working out in like forever.” He said, “What made you come in?” I said, “I use to be about 95% happy with my body…now I’m at 60% so I need to get this right.” He said, “Oh, you want to look like me?” I laughed and said, “Ummm negative! I’m not trying to be built like an action figure.” He laughed and said, “What you mean?” I said, “Action figures are always extra muscular up top and have small legs…NO GO!” He laughed and said, “Not Superman or Batman.” I said, “Umm The Incredible Hulk and the daddy from The Incredibles.” He busted into laughter.
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September 17, 2011 by 9 Comments
I was standing in the mirror putting the last touches on my hair and makeup. I still hadn’t decided what I wanted to wear that night, but I think I was going to finally wear my tan off the shoulder dress I bought a couple months ago. I put the dress on and I felt like a pig in a blanket. I looked in the mirror and said to myself, “When did this happen?” I took the dress off and put on my red dress and I felt like a pig in a red blanket. I vetoed everything in my closet because I didn’t feel comfortable in anything. So I called Tee and told her I wouldn’t be able to come out.






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